When I was six and we’d just adopted Lucy the cat (Taken with instagram)

When I was six and we’d just adopted Lucy the cat (Taken with instagram)

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Just seen my neighbour having a piss.

CLOSE YO BLINDS FOOL
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Girls like her, my grandfather once warned me, girls like her turn into women with eyes like bullet holes and mouths made of knives. They are always restless. They are always hungry. They are bad news. They will drink you down like a shot of whisky. Falling in love with them is like falling down a flight of stairs. from Black Heart by Holly Black (via whorology)

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tastyvisual replied to your photo: Hello, my name’s Joe and I work in a butter…
your smile could brighten the darkest of rooms.

Thank you so much. That’s a beautiful compliment, m’lovely! (:


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Hello, my name’s Joe and I work in a butter factory.

Hello, my name’s Joe and I work in a butter factory.

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I was once making out with this guy and he kept biting my nose ring.

It was kinda cute.
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Tired tired tired all the time.
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willy wonka's breastmilk: Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently

thepoetrycollection:

“Lies I’ve Told My 3 Year Old Recently”
Raul Gutierrez

Trees talk to each other at night.
All fish are named either Lorna or Jack.
Before your eyeballs fall out from watching too much TV, they get very loose.
Tiny bears live in drain pipes.
If you are very very quiet…


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I have a lovely pile of skin I peeled off today. The pros to sunburn. (Don’t worry I won’t take a photo of the skin.)

I have a lovely pile of skin I peeled off today. The pros to sunburn.

(Don’t worry I won’t take a photo of the skin.)

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As I’ve said many times in my life: I love glitter. I just wanna rub it all over my body and roll around in it and run around in my glitter skin.
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Whenever I see/hear Daniel Beddingfield I have to yell ‘DANIEL BEDDINGFIELD’ and proclaim my love for him.

<3 <3 <3
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